Six Pack Abs Coming Soon
…if I stop eating like a raccoon at midnight.
Let’s be honest—we’re on the journey. Are we there yet? Nah. But we’re headed that way… kinda. This shirt is for the realist. The guy who trains hard, eats mostly right, but isn’t above a late-night snack that ruins everything.
It’s funny. It’s blunt. It’s you.
And yeah, it still has the iconic ‘Fitness Brings Freedom’ flag on the sleeve—because freedom includes abs and cheat meals.
Wear it proud. Flex the fluff. And let the world know: the six-pack is coming… eventually.